When you are dating a God fearing, educated and civilised woman who has class and ambition, you get texts such as these;
Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night? How are you today? Wake up, say your prayers and get ready for work. Don’t forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday. Love you!
Yes, darling. hope you’ve taken your lunch? I’m heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you.
Hello, Prince, I’m at Crunchies Fast food now, what should I buy for you?
Buh when you are dating any of these
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Hello, Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at the club. Hope you are not still having the hangover. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See you later.
I’m broke! Can you just help me out with some money if you can? I want to change my hairstyle, even my wardrobe. Muah!
Hi, Boo’ it looks like you’ve forgotten the shoes you promised me. Anyways’ I’m at the shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make – up kit. U will like it! Muah!
Buh when you don’t date at all you get texts like:::
Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN#.
Dear customer, do you know that you can confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0# this service costs N20!!!#TGIF
Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira. Call Mr SOLOMON on 08036161… to claim your prize.
Anti-corruption war: SNG drags Buhari to court, seeks trial of Magu, SGF. Dial *2223*6# to stay updated with the more news.