Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

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Question: What’s the difference between a girl and a knife?

Answer: A KNIFE HAS A POINT.

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Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”

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Girls are the Most Wonderful Creatures In the World….!!!! ♥

Though You Find Dem Difficult Enough

because….

If You Kiss Her. You Are not a Gentleman..!! :/

& If You Don’t. You Are Not A Man :/

If You Praise Her. She Thinks You Are Lying..!!

& If You Don’t. You Are Good For Nothing

If You Agree To All Her Likes.You Are A Wimp !! 😐

& If You Don’t. You Are Not Understanding

If You Visit Her Often… She Thinks You Are Boring !!

& If You Don’t. She Accuses You Of Double-Crossing

If You Are Well Dressed… She Says You Are A Playboy !! :<

& If You Don’t… You Are A Dull Boy

If You Are Jealous… She Says Itz Bad..!! :
& If You Don’t… She Thinks You Don’t Luv Her

If You Attempt Doing Romance. She Says You Didn’t Respect Her:l

& If You Don’t… She Thinks You Don’t Like Her

If You Are A Minute Late… She Complains It’s Hard To Wait !!: I

& If She Is Late… She Says that’s A Girl’s Way

If You Visit Another Man. You’re Not Putting In “Quality time” !!:^

& If She Is Visited By Another Woman… “Oh It’s Natural, We are Girls”

If You Kiss Her Once In a While… She Professes You Are Cold :/

& If You Kiss Her often… She Yells that You Are Taking Advantage

If You Fail To Help Her In Crossing the Street… You Lack Ethics

& If You Do… She Thinks It’s Just One Of Men Tactics For Seduction

If You Stare At Another Woman. She Accuses You Of Flirting 😐

& If She Is Stared By Other Men. She Says that they Are Just Admiring :/

If You Talk… She Wants You To Listen

& If You Listen… She Wants You To Talk

–> In Short:

So Simple… Yet So Complex !!!

So Weak… Yet So Powerful !!!

So Confusing… Yet So Desirable !!

So Damning. Yet So Wonderful

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Wife: I have a good news and a bad news.

Husband: I m very busy. Just give me the good news.

Wife: the airbags in our new AUDI worked perfectly fine.

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Question: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Anser: Snowballs.

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Wishful thinking

I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things.

give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :-p

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Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”
Patrick: “It was very great mum! Today we made explosives!”
Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”
Patrick: “What school?”

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Conversation on WhatsApp.

He: Typing

She: replies…I already have a

boyfriend: don’t type…

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Fact: Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.

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The Irony:

Single male selfie: 12 Likes

Single female selfie: 300 likes

His couple post: 300 likes

Her couple post: 12 likes.

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To Our ladies

My wife’s cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food.

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The Most difficult task for girls

A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend

A successful woman is the one who can find such a man

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Police officer: “Can you identify yourself, sir?”
The driver pulls out his mirror and says: “Yes, it’s me.”

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Funny, but true

Things in Boys room Before marriage:

Perfumes

Love letters

Laptops

Cards

Samsung / I-phone

After marriage:

Painkillers

Loan papers

Unpaid bills

Nokia 1100

#AfricanBro

To be continued…

 

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